staticsrecyclebin:

People are honest to God falling for that “charge iOS8 iPhones by microwaving them” hoax and all I gotta say is that if you’re dumb enough to believe that, you don’t deserve any piece of technology more advanced than an Etch a Sketch.

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

curvier:

my life:

  • in the morning, i can’t wake up
  • in the night, i can’t sleep

neptunain:

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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